Wrong kind of blow job

In a bad week, when I have been unable to shake off a cold, this story from the Gulf News made me laugh (for those not familiar with local laws, relationships with the opposite sex outside of wedlock is strictly forbidden).

Lovers exchange blows after man breaks wind
By Bassam Za'za', Senior
ReporterPublished: March 05, 2008, 00:36
Dubai: Two lovers are standing trial
for having an illicit relationship and exchanging blows after the man broke wind
while in bed.
The Dubai Public Prosecution charged the Asian man with having
consensual sex with his compatriot female who was also charged with allowing him
to sleep with her.
The duo, in their 20s, were also charged with hitting
each other.
The lovers who stood trial before the Dubai Court of Misdemeanour
on Tuesday confessed to having an illicit relation.
When the judge asked
them why they assaulted each other, the girl claimed that her lover broke wind
and they had a heated argument which degenerated into an assault.
The two
suspects, who are currently on bail, reported the fight to the police which
questioned them before forwarding them to the Public Prosecution.
A ruling
will be issued soon.